Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

I've masturbated, that's half done, you just have to fuck me

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants