You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

Loly Lips even let me touch her tits so I wouldn't watch porn

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

I've masturbated, that's half done, you just have to fuck me

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants