She didn't want to study music and seduced her tutor

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

"Jump on my dick, and then I'll help you with your quest in The Witcher."

"Let's not waste time on foreplay and use lube."

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex